cramp:

fuck you ellen, trying to play me like that, i trusted you, watch your back, this ain’t over

(Source: ellendegeneres)

breadstiks:

it’s physically impossible to fit words into a venn diagram

geeses:

I get really nervous using my cool stickers for things like what if I need this sticker later I won’t have it what will I do then

stopdrake2k14:

PEOPLE HAVE BEEN PUTTING DRAKE’S FACE ON WHEELCHAIR SIGNS AROUND TORONTO

necrophilofthefuture:

why dream big and get let down when u can aim for mediocrity and achieve it <333